The world through the eyes of action-adventure novelist and vagabond, Sharron McClellan.
One of my primary rules for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse works for the PAW as well as travelling about the globe: "Keep It Simple, Stupid." The K.I.S.S. principle means that during the Zombie Apocalypse while everyone is scrounging for assault rifles and SUVs, I'll be perfectly content with a .22 rifle (lighter weapon and ammo), a crowbar (a multipurpose bludgeon and door opening tool), and a bicycle (powered by pancakes rather than petrol).While traveling, the K.I.S.S. principle means that you pack light: couple of pairs of trousers, shirts, underwear, and socks and serviceable shoes, something to keep the sun off (like a hat), and a first aid kit.It also means that you don't turn your entitled and sculpted American nose up at the simple little hole-in-the-wall places that probably serve better food than most hotel restaurants. And you have to make an effort to speak the language. Only in America do we scorn people who make an effort to speak our language and do so poorly.
Knowledge is power, but a good weapon will do the trick against zombies ; ) I agree that the human race would have to do some serious setting aside of small-mindedness in a PAW. We should be doing that *now* but a major blow to our kind might be the only thing that will make us realize it. I have neither gaming skills nor extensive travel experience, but I am low maintenance, can sleep almost anywhere and will eat just about anything, especially if I don't ask too many questions beforehand. And hell, living where I am now is *almost* like having to deal with a PAW ; )
Bear Grylls! I saw that man drink his own urine and sleep inside a mothereffing dead camel, a la Luke Skywalker and the Tauntaun. Anyone who will drink his own urine is someone I want to hang with when the zombie horde hits town!
Okay--you can all hang with me in the wasteland! And let's bring Bear....the human race as to go on so I'll jump on that grenade (as it were) ;-)and we can make him test food.
I am currently preparing myself for the inevitable post apocalyptic future by fighting off Zombie hordes in LEFT 4 DEAD every chance I get. Better safe than sorry.
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One of my primary rules for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse works for the PAW as well as travelling about the globe: "Keep It Simple, Stupid."
The K.I.S.S. principle means that during the Zombie Apocalypse while everyone is scrounging for assault rifles and SUVs, I'll be perfectly content with a .22 rifle (lighter weapon and ammo), a crowbar (a multipurpose bludgeon and door opening tool), and a bicycle (powered by pancakes rather than petrol).
While traveling, the K.I.S.S. principle means that you pack light: couple of pairs of trousers, shirts, underwear, and socks and serviceable shoes, something to keep the sun off (like a hat), and a first aid kit.
It also means that you don't turn your entitled and sculpted American nose up at the simple little hole-in-the-wall places that probably serve better food than most hotel restaurants.
And you have to make an effort to speak the language. Only in America do we scorn people who make an effort to speak our language and do so poorly.
Knowledge is power, but a good weapon will do the trick against zombies ; )
I agree that the human race would have to do some serious setting aside of small-mindedness in a PAW. We should be doing that *now* but a major blow to our kind might be the only thing that will make us realize it.
I have neither gaming skills nor extensive travel experience, but I am low maintenance, can sleep almost anywhere and will eat just about anything, especially if I don't ask too many questions beforehand. And hell, living where I am now is *almost* like having to deal with a PAW ; )
Bear Grylls! I saw that man drink his own urine and sleep inside a mothereffing dead camel, a la Luke Skywalker and the Tauntaun. Anyone who will drink his own urine is someone I want to hang with when the zombie horde hits town!
Okay--you can all hang with me in the wasteland! And let's bring Bear....the human race as to go on so I'll jump on that grenade (as it were) ;-)
and we can make him test food.
I am currently preparing myself for the inevitable post apocalyptic future by fighting off Zombie hordes in LEFT 4 DEAD every chance I get. Better safe than sorry.
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